hippoplatypus:

lielabell:

lunarthedragon:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

rillann:

garden-hoe21:

THIS is how you advertise a bra!!

oMG

the noise I just made

A shit ton of guys are really confused right now

That was the hottest thing I’ve even seen.  And also makes me want to buy that bra.

That is excellent marketing.

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Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.
Vikki Karan (via heylauren)

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Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
"Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)

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OH MY GOD

sassygayklavierspieler:

bigbangpunch:

I just met a 99 YEAR OLD man whose first job was TO STAND THERE AND PLAY THE VIOLIN FOR AUDIENCES DURING SILENT MOVIES ARE YOU KIDDING ME I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD HAVE “WALKING ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK” AS A CAREER

EDIT: HE JUST SAID HE’D IMPROVISE DIFFERENT SCORES AND SOMETIMES JUST PLAY HILARIOUS SHIT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH OMFG HUMANITY

shostakovich was a film pianist for a while
most silent films had musicians actually there

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brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

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